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msarachnid) wrote2011-07-06 01:46 am
msarachnid) wrote2011-07-06 01:46 am
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So, guys. It looks like I've had this since November 5th of last year. Figured that, maybe, I should do something with it. (But what CAN I DO?) (But oh well, it's not like anyone's gonna see it, ever, anyway.)
I'm probably actually going to chicken out and not do this, as I typically do.
And...I have NOTHING to say! Which is probably why I've never done anything with this. I have nothing important or awesome or even generally interesting to say. My life is pretty boring. Really.
God, I wish I was brave.
Maybe I'll just rant a little on my pervert cat. Okay sure, there's a conversation starter. (Of the variety that typically isn't accepted in normal conversation, probably.)
So...yea. He kind of is. Like, when I'm taking a shower, he's there, watching me. Not just vacantly staring. WATCHING my every move, and moving with me. He's the reason we can't put a shelf over the toilet. Because he would sit there, and have an AREAL VIEW of everything.
And when I'm sitting down and he wants to sit on me, he does. And I'm okay with it. But not really when he puts his paws PLACES THEY SHOULDN'T GO. And he looks up at me, yawns, and places his paw on my breasts. BOTH OF THEM.
And, I think that when I sleep, he tries to kill me. Either by laying over my nose and mouth, or slicing open my jugular.
But its okay. He likes me and brings me dead things so I like him back.
I'm probably actually going to chicken out and not do this, as I typically do.
And...I have NOTHING to say! Which is probably why I've never done anything with this. I have nothing important or awesome or even generally interesting to say. My life is pretty boring. Really.
God, I wish I was brave.
Maybe I'll just rant a little on my pervert cat. Okay sure, there's a conversation starter. (Of the variety that typically isn't accepted in normal conversation, probably.)
So...yea. He kind of is. Like, when I'm taking a shower, he's there, watching me. Not just vacantly staring. WATCHING my every move, and moving with me. He's the reason we can't put a shelf over the toilet. Because he would sit there, and have an AREAL VIEW of everything.
And when I'm sitting down and he wants to sit on me, he does. And I'm okay with it. But not really when he puts his paws PLACES THEY SHOULDN'T GO. And he looks up at me, yawns, and places his paw on my breasts. BOTH OF THEM.
And, I think that when I sleep, he tries to kill me. Either by laying over my nose and mouth, or slicing open my jugular.
But its okay. He likes me and brings me dead things so I like him back.